Sunday, February 7, 2016

Vegas, baby!

Hello beautiful people,

I know, I've been gone a while.  Can I just say Vegas, baby?  There was so much to do and see, and it made me really reconsider my ideas about being famous.  I thought I was having the time of my life, play all day and play all night, but then I came home and slept and slept and slept...  But, in case you want to know what to see in Vegas, here it is!

This was our entrance to my playground.
There were incredible buildings!  Mommy says these are not even as big or amazing as the "real" versions around the world, but I'm not sure Mommy knows what she is talking about.  LOOK at it!

Everything is bigger in Vegas.  Mommy said I could sit in this shoe.... I got a little scared; What if the giant who could wear this shoe got upset with me?  I decided it had better have really good eyesight, cuz I'm little, and quick.


I got brave, and tried on more giant shoes.  I didn't get chased once.


There was a motorcycle bursting through a BUILDING!!!!


Couldn't resist showing you this classic. Mommy let me take the picture.


A dragon came out to chase me! I hid in Mommy's purse, until we were well past.  Mommy is so brave.  She just giggled and waved at the dragon.


All of a sudden, Mommy was swooning!  Apparently this guy has some moves!  I tried to learn to shake my hips, and Mommy said I did a very good job.


This was amazing.  Do you know what that pretty lady is made out of?  Red Vines.  I could eat her for weeks!

 Mommy took me to a place with a crystal chandelier.  I think surely I must be famous now; they can't just let ordinary people into places with crystal chandeliers.  But how did Mommy get in?


This is the way to get around Vegas!  There's a bus with an upstairs where you can see EVERYTHING!


Coke, for days.  That coke bottle is 1,542,679,843 times taller than yours truly.  Wow.


We missed Moto, and tried to make friends with these dogs. They must be very well trained.  I danced and sang and said "treats" and they didn't move a muscle.  I wonder if the giant that belongs to the shoes was their owner.



One day, Mommy took me to a castle... she told me we'd go see a bigger one later!


Then we shared worlds biggest hot dog for lunch!


Oh my goodness!  I'm considering giving up being famous for being a princess.  Boys can be princesses, right?  Right.  Good.  Because princesses live in castles, and have dragons and dresses, and I WANT TO LIVE HERE!!



I played in these trees, and Mommy told me the story of Curious George.  Hmmm....  He was a famous Monkey...


 We checked out some cool cars....   Famous people cars...



Then I was like "What ... is.... that?  A light that pierces the sky?  What?  


Mommy took me to the pyramid and I think I might want to be Egyptian!  Mommy and I sang Walk like an Egyptian all over the place!  



There was a city in the pyramid.  Pyramids are HUGE!


I guess after all the bright lights and people and crystal and music, I really started to miss the open road and the woods and the peaceful places.  I really thought being famous, or being a princess or being an Egyptian all sounded like good ideas, but I'm a travel monkey at heart.  These places want you to stay put in a building, and after a while, I just wanted to steal a car or bike and GO!

Stay tuned for more updates from my next trip.... Vegas, you were wonderful, thanks for all the memories, but I've got the whole wide world to see!